Myrtillocactus Geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus'

Myrtillocactus Geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus'

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Add some curves to your windowsill with the Myrtillocactus Geometrizans, known more commonly as the "Boobie Cactus" — a playful nod to the curvy, eye-catching humps up and down its trunk that look like, you guessed it, boobies! With its plump, cascading lobes, this perky succulent is an immediate conversation starter, and the perfect addition to any rare plant collection. Low-maintenance and drought-tolerant, it's perfect for both beginners and seasoned plant enthusiasts.

NOTE: Succulents, in general, have shallow roots, so don't be surprised if that's the case with your plant. Additionally, Boobie cacti are tall, which means that your plant might need a little extra support to stand straight (like all boobies!). We suggest using the bamboo stick that arrives with your plant.

  • Each plant is unique; size and shape fluctuate by season so all measurements are shown as a range
  • Medium plant measures 7" to 12" tall from the soil line to the top of the foliage
  • Arrives in a nursery grow pot nestled in your planter choice

Care Guide

Myrtillocactus Geometrizans 'Boobie Cactus' Cultivar, does not naturally occur in the wild
Plant Care
  • Thrives in bright direct light, but can tolerate bright indirect light. During the summer months, be cautious of hot windowsills which can scorch the stem.
  • Water every 1-2 weeks, allowing soil to thoroughly dry out between waterings. Expect to water more often in brighter light and less often in lower light.
  • This is a pet friendly plant!
  • The Myrtillocactus geometrizans "boobie cactus" is made through a process called grafting, where parts of a normal cactus are combined with another plant to create unusual growths. This manipulation causes the cactus to develop rounded, breast-like protrusions. The result is a playful, unique plant that wouldn’t occur naturally!
Sad Plant Signs
  • Mushy stem, wet potting mix:

Overwatered

  • Wrinkled, dry potting mix:

Thirsty plant, under watered

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